We threw our stress in Baskin today =)

I am expressing the feelings of those that stressed out during
A-Level Examination that lasts 2 months.
1 more month to go =)

"GRADUATED"



It seems that we have officially "graduated" from A-Level Course but that feelings of separating, isn't a big impact on our lives,
Hey, I am trying to be honest, maybe is just because of Instant-Compressed-Express 10 Months course...

I am sorry if i have offended those that look highly-mighty on this 10 months course because you have actually neglected your 5 years Secondary school dudeS...

Forget about That,
Let's continue about the MAIN topic..
Now's the time to appreciate our respected teachers..

To THOSE who are going for A-Level courses but you are having a difficulty in choosing between
DisTEd and KDU..

Well, we actually recommend you Disted...
Listen, RECOMMEND...
Just because we have various teachers in dis college..
You should know that TEACHERS play an important role in our education..
(But in college... *speechless*)

So Today,
we are just gonna introduce our
Sexy-Butt Chemistry Sir,
Mr. Ng...
*Sexyback playing in your mind*
*I am bringing sexyback~*

Guardman-san is bugging Sir NG by
moaning out his name repeatedly
NG~ NG~ NG~ NG~~
Alrite,i am puking now

We do not add prefix to a name without their qualification,
but dis is just way beyond our expectation..

U see,

Do notice my hips, will ya?

Everytime when a teacher is teaching,
his back is always facing us,
dat's da MAIN point,
When u found something interesting at the back part,
U would definitely pay FULL attention..
I am not lying >.<

Butt's Law Distribution
I've been counting for months,
with my 15cm length ruler?

Dis isn't noticed by me, alone..
Dis was agreed by the 7th DSCC (Disted Student Central Council) that Dis teacher of ours,
Is founded interesting...

Look, we consider dis as SINGULAR

When you do pay attention,
u wouldn't be uncourteous by the end of the class...
U would find this VERY NORMAL in the back of this class,
Especially January Intakes Dudes,

Dis is more like it,
PLURAL

This is when their patience has reached their limits
it becomes PLURAL..

At the beginning of the year,
i admit that i do hate him because he likes to brag..
Or maybe because i was too sensitive eh?
But after getting used to it,
I dun mind he brags about himself,
instead i felt is funny =)

Lemme repeat EXACTLY what he will say when the class gets noisy,
that's his favorite quote.

Very Can d lar huh??

"If u think that you are VERY CAN already,
you don't have to come to my class anymore, Blah Blah Blah~~"

How can this sir of mine become so IN huh?
I tot VERY CAN is only used in my secondary school,Chung Ling,
as in, "CHIN EH"...
and we do have a phrase instead of using it as a verb...

"CHIN EH, ZHO KAH JIN BOH ENG"
"Very Can, act like you're very busy"
Luckily this sir of mine didn't learn da whole sentence...

Besides,
When students approach him and asked some Chem Ques,
He would just say..

Ng's favorite feedback when he doesn't know
how to answer

Ahh, but dis is a rare case..
So i am not really fed up about it,
(but sometimes we suspect that he doesn't know how to answer it)
And I RARELY pay attention too,
so i not gonna take my risk of asking him the question..

But, seriously,
after finishing our course,
we do feel that our teachers in Disted can be considered above average and experienced..
(and after attending KDU talk)


Yup, i am praising him,
He is a good Teacher, serious
Just don't test his patient..
Everyone's capacity of anger ain't the same,ya noe?

We DO respect you, Sir =)
Too bad, we have "Graduated".
We, Jan + Mac Intakes appreciate you^^


Sincerely from
7th Disted Student Central Council

A380 Airbus In Singapore



The largest passenger airliner was sent to Singapore around 25th Oct if i am not wrong..
At first i was wondering what is so cool about it...?
But today's Kwang Wah Papers published about it...

GOODNESS
GRACIOUS...
Is more like,
5 stars Hotel?
(Much more better then First World Hotel)

It even contains Rooms with LCD TV...
Wad? Are we going to watch Lord Of The Ring Marathon in an airplane?
And they don't supply single bed, only double beds which i dunno WHY.
U can snap ur finger and 4 air hostess outside will be there to take your order.
(Exact Info from Papers, Non Edited)

Well, if you are more to the ghey side,
they do prepare ghey presidential suite for you too,no worries..

Extra $13.7 to eat on my body

Is only $79 anyway,
(Just the buffet Of course)
I heard that gheys are all rich arses... =/

And the toilet in the airplane,
Is so hygienic than my own bed room that i would spend to stay one night in the toilet.

Talking about Airbus A380,
I jz remembered long long time ago~
MAS said that they are gonna purchase 6 A380...
Hallo? SIX...
it cots 1.8Billion per unit..
We can't even afford on our own to build the 2nd Penang Bridge,
and we are gonna purchase six airbus...
HECK...

Recently i surf through the web and it says that MAS rise a threat to cancel its order
since there are delays in delivering the airbus.
maybe i am too outdated cause this news was about March..
That's just an excuse, i supposed?
Ever since my Idol Dato Tony Fernandes found AirAsia,
MAS is in deeeeeep trouble~~~
so to avoid financial problem, they have to cancel the orders..
Ah~


The article i read about MAS canceling the orders is well responded..
Just that,
i am speechless about it...

AIR-Plane = ELO-plane
bang-klap = bankrupt
Tree Leg Zero = Wad DA HELL???



Low Price Carrier in Malaysia is a brilliant idea of a COOL dude,
and now, he is a successful person in just like, 4 years?
I salute him is not because of having such brilliant idea,
but is just the way he wears =)

Habah Habah~

Imagine wearing tuxedo with a CAP!
Ahhhh, Ain't that a cooooooool attire?
IS casual + Formal,
Man...
And he comes with a COOL name,
Tony Fernandes~~
(I got it from my mama)

"Make some noise out there, Ladies~~!" Shouted Fernandes,
"TOOooOOOoooOOooony~~~~~"

When Tony attends a CEO meeting,
no one has the right to comment and complains about him wearing a COOL cap,
cause he is DA CEO,
and AIRASIA is on his cap,
is the LOGO of his company..

The CEO of MAS,
which i duno who da hell is it,
i bet he is da guy that has a POTONG STIM's face and a formal tuxedo without a MAS cap.

If i were to choose who to work with,
Of course i would choose Tony Dude with a cheerful looking instead of looking at MAS CEO that potong steam as much as 12.5% everytime u look at him...
DAM!

Geez, I think this is enough to prove that i am not racist anymore huh?

Now Everyone Can Fly with MY air hostess
*Tony Grins*

And no doubt Tony Dude has the potential to be a part time model too..
He is tooo coool to be JUST a CEO..


I felt that AIRASIA is like the best name for a low budget carrier company..
Because you see,
In Singapore, they call it TIGER airways
Indonesia, they address it as LION..
Thailand, is named as NOK..

Look at my NOK head

Just what is NOK exactly??
u see the front part of the airplane?
is like a beak of a bird...
So is it a BIRD or wad?!

IF Asia countries are soo obsessed with animals,
I bet China next time would named their low cost carrier as
DRAGON...
Then dey would paint their front part of plane a dragon face and
all the tourists from west countries will exclaim
"Woah, Look! Is a Dragon Head"
without knowing we Hokkien Educated dudes will misunderstood.

Projek "11 days trip to Space"



Months ago,
I thought Malaysian are going to the MOON!
Yo, Moon a.k.a Bulan!
If Malaysian is going to the Moon,
i will be so dang proud of Malaysia..

But after noticing the papers weeks ago,
Dam it...
Is only ISS (International space Station)...
Is something like sending you to the US White House for a tea break...
and the next day,
EVERY single paper will publish,
THE FIRST MALAYSIAN TO STEP IN WHITE HOUSE.

And as Kennysia said,
he will MOSTLY be awarded "DATUK"..
cool...


Talking about Malaysian going to the space,
To me, is called
Fully Paid Vacation by Russia to the Space,
rather than some sort of Projek Angkasa"ONE"...

Firstly,
u sent a Medical Doctor which is not a specialist in Astronomy or whichever related to the space..
Man, Just send doctor to our Penang General Hospital will ya??
Instead of sending him to the Space..

Wad, a part time job as a doctor in the ISS?

Secondly,
Is not about your qualification or your current studies to make you a participant of this space trip,
but is more like a Lucky Draw?

Habah Habah~
The sexy ladies has chosen Shang to be the next Angkasa"satu"

Hallo?
Please,
Send someone that is currently studying in Astronomy stuff,
so at least he can do some researches over there and help us, Malaysia,
to invest in the future so that we can fly to the space or the moon, or mars or Sun with our own space shuttle, At Least...

Dis time, we malaysian only has the right to say,
"Now we can stand on the global stage",
If not,
Cut the crap out...


MAN!
Neil Armstrong, 1969, on MOON..
Dr. (Memorize tis name as u will be studying in 2008 History Text Book), 2007, in ISS..
Get wad i mean?


Anyhow,
i am still *forcing* happy and delighted that FINALLY,
Malaysian will be wearing a space suit...
=)

I guess Mr. Zhe is having the same happie feelings with me of Malaysia too =)

Oh Ya..
I saw my dear friend, Mr. Zhe's Nickname just now..
Hey, kinda interesting huh...

Malaysia is lending people's rocket,
Soyuz, its name..
Hey Hey ^^



Mr.Zhe,
Are u hoping that Malaysia is gonna launch its OWN space shuttle to the space,
Right?
i was hoping that too!

Just that...
The Malaysia 1st Space Shuttle will be way cooler then SoYuz,
I just trust in my country..
Malaysia BOLEH!

Just come to Malaysia for more Kelapa Sawit^^

If Dey can't make it,
invent our own space suit and send them somewhere else to train..
That's the best we can hope for..



So, wad should we name our VERY FIRST space suit?

Lame Campaign


Alright,
Anyone heard of "Satu Nombor Satu Nombor"?
I just can't stop myself to blog about it after reading it at The Star yesterday..

Let's see something from the article,

“By January next year, the 991 and 994 numbers will not be used anymore, but those who still use it to call emergency service will be rerouted to the emergency call centre located throughout the country,” he told reporters during a soft launch of the single emergency number and awareness campaign called Satu Negara Satu Nombor – 999....

Khirah Misni rehearsing
"Nombor yang anda dial tiada dalam perkhidmatan"
within 10 seconds after u picked up your phone and dial 999

Wad Da Heck, Man?
Can u guys freaking stop launching some lame shyt campaign that is wasting time and money..
Satu Negara Satu Semangat is ACCEPTABLE
Instead,
teach your operators how to SPEAK English,
and the most important thing,
HOW to be COURTEOUS

*I tried to call the emergency line last time and they dun use English,
My gawd, so called international language huh??*

If I were the Blah Blah Communication Minister Datuk Nicky,
And they forced me to launch that crap 1 country 1 number,
they left me no choice..

"Dipersilakan Datuk Nicky untuk melancarkan kempen LAME..."

*ahem*
"Selamat sejahtera kepada minister-minister, papa mama dan hadirin sekalian,
hari ini, saya berasa amat bangga selepas...... *blah blah*
Sekarang, saya akan melancarkan kempen satu negara satu nombor,"

"003!"

Satu Negara, Satu Shooot!

Malaysia, Tanah air yang Dicintai ^^

*This post is specially written in order to compete with Macho Foo's latst post*