Mini Talk
The blardy weather recently is terrible!
Imagine sweating while studying, isn't that an annoying thing?!
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He got a seated position after graduated Shinigami academy in one year,
ONE YEAR!!

My My,
this evil brat..
Even 110 years ago,
his murderous will and annoying smile never change!

Mini Talk
MMU has just organized Prom Night,
DEspark will organize Sparking Night or Wax Night soon.
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Party People!


Nelly is DEFINITELY fit-er than so called Fit Foo.
This video is so 乱 till the video frame can't catch up @@, low frame rate huh


This post is specially dedicated for my Clubber Cho!
Clubber Cho recently has been addicted to clubbing ever since he left us in Malaysia
so this song might help him well!
Enjoy, Clubber Cho.
(Love this prefix, Mr.Cho? ^^)

Mini Talk
Do you know Jimmy Lim in Malaysian Dreamgirl?
If You don't, Please watch Jimmy Lim in Epi9 of Malaysian Dreamgirl.
Because by looking at him, he just simply resembles me of SOMEONE!
He is exactly like Ghey Foo with straighten!
In Short, Ghey Foo in Disguise a.k.a Jimmy Foo!
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Fascinating Capture

This photo was taken while i were in fifth form,
I found this photo VERY VERY interesting,
It has various kinds of facial expression u get to see,
and weird poses as well.
I actually edited this photo once when i was in fifth form,
by using super advance photo editing program,
Paint...


After learning some noob basics of photoshop,
i get to re-post all these photos up by giving more details about the interesting parts in this photo.

Gotta admit this form is not as interesting when i was in Form 3, where Fung,Foo and Me were in the same class.

Firstly,
let's see our Shing's facial expression with exactly the same as the emoticon of ;P
This is the human form of course.



Then it would be our steamy Jhye which always uses his steam frequency to communicate,
By such tone, you may cause trouble to yourself that people may think that you are actually fuyan-ing them!

Just look at his blacked out face!
Oh ya,
that's Entao Teng right above him.
Iceberg of my class!
Never communicate with anyone!
His speech in amount for year 2006 was not more then 20 sentences!
and i even forgot his name...

Look at our lovely Geng,
He is showing us another Emoticon of XD,
I wonder how he is doing, the future teacher of Chung Ling!
Oops,
and he gheys low profile-ly with Ghey Foo during 2006 and was caught red handed!



Of all poses, i have no idea why Fung prefers this...
is this the male version of V sign instead of the female version of acting cute?
So Fung is acting manly cute huh..

Our long lost Jason Tan,
or u call him 鸡生蛋..
I duno who gave him this nick =.=

Jason LOVES football,
even in photo,
he loves to reveal half of his ball only.
His head,i mean.


My My!
Chung Ling's Ghey God!
Seriously!
I still doubt of his gender!
2 Words to describe him,
HAIRY GAY!



My Favorite pose among all,
The Thumbs Up pose + his steamy facial expression.
He is the ads of the Baby Brand Soya Sause which says,
"Pou Pou Hou, Heh Heh" (In Canto)




Our Chemistry Teacher,
What do we see in him??
Hate at first sight,
Love at 72th Sight.
He really made the majority of class to hate him till almost the end of year,
which the time he turns soft-hearted and the time he is leaving as well.



I guess i knew why everyone loves his more after SPM,
he made 90% of our class get A1 for chem with his totally non efficient way of teaching.
I am speechless.

Mini Talk
According to the statistics,
The ratio of vulgar usage between Students of Chung Ling Penang & Chung Ling Butterworth is 7:1, Amazing!
Imagine CL Penang boys started the vulgar spree with greeting while CL Butterworth boys only uses once in every 7 sentences.
How Infamous Chung Ling Is, Be Grateful!
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G Hotel's Rest Room,

G-Room

I went in G Hotel's restroom for twice,
and for those who didn't check G Hotel restroom out,
Here's the SPOILER!

What's so cool about G Hotel Rest room?
Before that,
Friends told me,
"Did u check G-Hotel's toilet before? Dam Keng ah.."

So when my relatives dropped by in Penang,
they would stay over G Hotel so i get a chance to pay a visit to the rest room,
wohooo!

The Review of a Toilet Bowl!
Before that, bear in mind that this is the first hotel to offer such "HIGH" tech toilet bowl so we, penangites of course will be curious about it...
Compare to Ang Mo Kaos country,
Our toilet is wayyYyyyYyyy too Out~
I went through youtube and found that the new toilet bowl is anti-bacteria, self-cleaning by GENDER, heated seat, warm-air dryer,purified water!, butt massager, etc...



For G-Hotel,
the coolest thing to play in rest room is this Eco-washer,
You can wash & Drink at the same time but this model doesn't have "Purified Water Filter",
so better don't drink lah,
When you are in Europe,
you can drink in toilet bowl.

So how do we use it?
At first,
Grab few pieces of napkins so that you don't have to twist that "opener" with your bear hand.
Imagine some people twist that thing with dirty hands!
I mean, after wiping their butt~

Then,
Twist it anti-clockwise and it works!

Once you twisted it,
it would only spray out a weak jet of water,
but after 1 or 2 seconds,
it ATTACKS!
with force!
Man, Just imagine how painful it is!
Ouch!
(I didn't use it so i duno how pain exactly it is but i can tell that through the strong jet of water shooting out)



It is very convenient and hygiene since you still can wash when the toilet is out of toilet paper!
But G Hotel's service is flawless,
so being out of paper in G-room is impossible!

Wooo, i made the whole G-room wet

When you wanna flush it,
face your butt towards the sensor,
and pelvic thrust horizontally for at least twice!
and it auto flushes!
Dun Get it?
here's an example.

Just like him at 0:19!

After having "fun" in the toilet for quite some time,
time to wash my hand.

Woah!
it is sensor activated as well!
G-Hotel has high fashion sense, says Hard Ghey.

And here's a video of how strong the water is!

Till Then,
we shall have fun at G-Room next time!

Ahhh~ Look at the "water jet!!"

Mini Talk
While i was working in BED, my colleague approach a customer and asked for order.
The customer ordered "I want Kilkenny" (Hokkien)
My colleague misheard " Gio Kenny" which sounds "Call Kenny" in hokkien,
and the best thing is our supervisor is called KENNY.
Guess what my colleague replied...
"Kenny ah? He is inside the bar, i will call him"
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Good Night, Time for BED!

Some people must have noticed that BED has been closed for almost 2 weeks,
even me thought that zhap lap already..

But impossible wert,
They earn so much especially with alcohols,
reaching a financial ruined state will be a hard task.

After enquire some news from ex-colleagues,
BED is gonna have a face lift!
Woohoo!
I immediately rush there the day it opens,
Which was yesterday.


The face lift was awesome!
Major changes~
For a lounge,
regular maintenance is a MUST since customers love to have a comfortable place to chill out wert..
Even when i was working there,
i noticed that all the seats and sofa should be replaced a new one since those smokers always extinguish their cigarettes ON the sofa.
so there are HOLESSSS everywhere,
BLACK HOLES.



The bar corner,
they rearrange everything so that there is more space for customers to drink,
that's what bar corner for,
before that we can only fit in maximum 4 customers on the bar.



And the LCD tv is switched to a convenient position for customers while they are drinking...
This is a VERY convenient to customers but when employees wanna watch,
that is totally inconvenient!
I still remembered I watch that whole X-Men 3,The Last Stand in BED,
at peak hours!
but of course lar,
kena screwed by supervisor.
XD

2 Basketball players watching Asernal vs Liverpool!

Look at the walls,
it feels so comfy just by looking at it~
Cushion Wall~


The book corner is relocated too,
but hor,
i noticed something..
The New Book Corner is so educational..
They got all the Info+ books & History!
Only 1 row is GIRLS magazines!
Where is my favorite T3??
and where are those technology mag, Top Gear,FHM and Men's Health?

Now,
let me guide u to the 1st Floor..



My My,
Look!
one thing that shocked me the most is the chairs!
Now everyone can sit comfortably and lie on it.
The previous old chairs are called BANGKU..


Wooo,
Different Colour View~



Oh ya,
check the last row,
thats the HOTTEST seats,
every customers want to snatch that seats cause most of them like to Sleep on it..
Now dey have changed to the slumberland type of mattress,
is even better than my house's mattress =.=

There's a wannabe sitting there with a snow cap.

Well,
It's still empty since it was the first day of opening,
no one really knows that it was opened yesterday.
Now it's officially opened,
You can just chill out over there~

da BED chairs~
Cool huh,
there's an additional BED logo at the back of the chair.


And the look from above,
the chairs at bottom are different with the top since it may be too bulky to place that kind of chair at downstairs.





Oh Ya,
There's another new stuff here!
Heineken Draught~
And it is really served EXTRA cold,
the whole tap is frozen!
With this draught,
it will surely attract lots of teens to try it out since i noticed teenagers love ordering Heineken Bucket during my working period.


Bagus?
You boleh drink siaran lansung-ly by placing your mouth below the tap.

Let's Go to BED now,
You Drink, I Work.
=)

Mini Talk

MY GOSH!
I am ACTUALLY listening to Evolusi KL Drift Theme Song by local artist James Baum that SOUNDS like international singer!
Say, Am i Loving Malaysia?!
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STUPID name for a company

HAR?!
STUUUUUPID!
EMPTY HEAD!
This kind of company also can ar?
Maybe they don't mean it literally,
but maybe in the way "Kang Tau" (Hokkien)
"Eh, tonight got 'empty head' ah??"

I just don't get it,
recently lots of weird weird company name,
next time when i am gonna start a company,
i copy theirs!


Dragon Head!
I don't mean it literally also mah
Just that our company kenot employ hokkien educated staff lo,
Then when my friend asks about my newly established company,
"Wei, your leng tao hoseh ah?"

Mini Talk
When u think that Local or Malay songs are Cheap and Yuck-ilicious,
You are SO wrong!
Let me intro few songs to u, with moods category too!
When you feel so gay and high, Try this one
When your body is so itchy and u feel like pump it up! Try this one
When your are in love and prefers peace and harmony. Try This!
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PaulTan v2 borned!

Ever heard of paultan?
He is a blardy famous blogger on the Malaysia world automotive industry,
he blogs and review about cars, cars, & cars.....
Firstly, he will go for a test drive,
Then the next day he would write a Pengajian Am of length review out.
(I do not know much about this fellow either, so my assumption of his blog would be a mistake)

Today,
a PaulTan v2 is borned!
I am gonna test drive the cars,
and write a Standard 6 Essay UPSR length of Review.
That's why i am called,
PaulTan Jr. too,
Woo XD

I am not just a PURE test driver,
because i drove this car for almost half day,
and parked it in my house as well.
You can call me a Test Car Stealer too.
My younger brother can't even recognize me even though i stopped DIRECTLY in front of him with this test car since i need to fetch him back from school.
He only recognize me when i am in my ghey Proton Knight or Eunice's Chevrolet.




During Noon,
i went to Disted with this super cool test car and park in a corner.
When i am in the library,
Atria pop up a ques asking,
"Wei, someone drove Swift Test Car here ler"

I was .......... *speechless* for few seconds,
"you wanna know who drove that car ah?"

.....

"I wanna test wei!!" shouted Atria with an on drug expression.
Even Shang Almighty was shocked!
Woohoo, Test Car dam fun wei



At first driving this car is kinda embarrassing,
but when u used to it,
you will feel so dam yeng,
is like going WILD on the road while people thought that u will be driving noob-ly since you are driving a test car.
You wouldnt want to crash a test car and pay without getting any parts of the car,right?
But Eu's Car Center provide very special mia service,
you crash the car and when u pay for it,
you get free steering,
zhun boh?

So,
Review?

Overall is GOOD,
Handling banyak bagus.
Acceleration is better than my ghey 1.5L proton although this car is the same.
Body of course much more cooler than the 1st Gen Invulnerable Saga since got skirting.
(Even a test car pawn my Proton Knight, what if it is a Sports Type Swift? kena pawned gao gao)
One thing i am not satisfy about center panel which is kinda simple, but the instrument panel is HEBAT!~
Small and Sexy, Convenient!

(By writing all this review with my noobie car-language and shallow knowledge about cars,
I am so WELL PREPARED to be machine gun-ed by those Professional Car Reviewers out there like PoiPoi Derek & Rally Foo)
*Bullet Proof Vest Equipped*





(I am using so many weird weird Hokkien language in this post)

Mini Talk
50 Cent, J.T. and Timbaland has a song named Ayo Technology,
"Ayo, I am tired of using technology, Why don't you sit down on top of me"
In the meantime,
Science students has a song named Nano Technology,
"NaNo~ I am tired of using Nanotechnology, Why don't you sit down on top of me"
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4分钟
Don't Worry,
Madonna is not naked at your first sight



Timbaland says "I am outta time and all i got is 4 minutes, EH~!"
and of course, "Uh~", "Yeah~"
the quote of every Timbaland's produce.


4 Minutes Music Video!
I felt that is kinda creative and,
should we say lame at the same time?
I dunno, it depends on your own view.
=)

Mini Talk
The ads on radio for Mobile Services,
Hotlink : 10,10,10,10,10,10, We got Activ 10!
Celcom : Who says, You can't get free 3000 Sms-es!! Who says!~
Digi : 1,2 Is coming for you. 3,4 Answer the door. 5,6 The call is...
What is Noobie Digi thinking??
First the yellow Fat Arse, now the annoying and headache "HOI"-Yoh.
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Flirty @ 1030 Mistake!

Yesterday While i was listening Fly.Fm,
There is always this Flirty @ 10:30,
Which was very interesting yesterday.



The Main Thing is not about this event,
After Jules & Prem calling the girl that request for a proper date with his Unstable Boyfriend through FlyFm,
(Prem doesnt look like HOW she looks! I thought she's gonna sound like Phua Chu kang's Wife, Rosie!)
They started to call the other side.

*Beep Beep*
??: HEllo (HAR?! a girl's voice?!)
Prem : Hallo, Carol!
Carol : Yea?

.....
Jules & Prem were stunned and there was the moment of silent for more than 7 seconds.

Prem : Why are we calling Carol? I think we will get to you after we get the right number ya.
*Immediately Hang Up*
Carol surely *PRESSED* by thinking that she has won something in Fly.Fm.

They play a song after hanging up the call.
When they return,
"April FOOL!"

=.=!! x3
Dial wrongly then cover up mistake by saying April Fool pulak..
If they didnt mention is April Fool,
I believe it is a good joke better den April FOO.

Mini Talk
In this ghey gang, everyone is driving ghey cars,
3 of us driving a "Proton Knight" and
the other one is driving an invulnerable-Non-Penetrated 1st Gen Saga
Frans' da one saying Proton are gheys
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Look, it's Nanotech!

Recently there's a nokia concept which is Extraordinary for now,
we call it,
Nokia Morph.
This news really astonish me far beyond than the one where we were told that Foo is a real soft ghey.

So what is about this phone?
This is REAL nanotech potential in the future,
which is why i am interested in furthering studies in Nanotech(altho is in MMU instead of Cambridge Nanoscience Center) after SquareEnix.
This project is a collaboration of Cambridge Nanoscience Center & Nokia Research Center.
Two brilliant Centers, Cambridge and Nokia...
They truly amazed me "gao gao" (This hokkien slang sounds so weird)

This is called the Open Mode!
Woohoo, is like a super mini laptop but is GREEN!

This is also the Open Mode,
but it is Open Operating Mode,
OOM!


This is the Wrist Mode!
Where Pragin Imported Dudes will wear it on their lower leg.
For FitFoo's case, which is Fitness Studio imported,
he will be wearing on his Upper arm to measure his bi/triseps.




And this is the coolest among all,
the Phone Mode.

Nowadays technology make stuff transforms huh,
and by the time i finish my Nanotech Electronics,
there will be already PikoTech,
then i Big Stick Liao.